Tag Archives: Scones

Him

I am slightly hungover from partying yesterday.  I am also in love.  Again.  I must have him for my own, but he is very far away.  She needs to bring me to him.

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And Yet

My requirements are few and simple. Daily walkies.  Operative words: daily and walkies. A second walkies.  Daily. Beverages always available. Meals on time. We don’t shortchange me on bedtime cookies. My eggs done but not tough. No broccoli, asparagus, Brussels sprouts … Continue reading

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At Least I Can Subsist Until Irene Gets Here

She has purchased the minimum necessary to stave off starvation for the time being, however, a) I need my sections of the go-bags better provisioned (those were exciting 4.0′s and 3.8′s yesterday), and b) do you see any pecorino Romano … Continue reading

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Salad Watch T-Minus Nine Days

After being warehoused without relent all day yesterday, I got normal walkies today, a sufficiency of scones, and there is a beehive of activity on my spa, which is excellent.  I keep myself available for technical consultation, however this has been unnecessary … Continue reading

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The Ledger

Excellent weekend.  Excellent bath made moreso without the add-on of nails.  (Pants were getting a bit “natural.”)  Scones.  Walkies.  Nearly had him a couple of times.  And – heart be still – Petco.  Not Berkeleygaiaorganico, which would never dream of … Continue reading

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Now I’ll Obsess About It Until Friday

Rumor of tea and scones on Friday so now it all hinges on whether she elects lemon, blueberry or raisin.  If this last option, the preposterous raisin embargo will retard the flow in my direction as they meticulously remove every.  Single.  … Continue reading

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