Tag Archives: Prince William

Utter Vindication

          In other news, she will not stop cleaning out my ears and squirting stuff into them.  I shall have to have another cease and desist drafted.

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My New Handle

Until the birth of third in line or my hair grows back, whichever comes first, I wish to be called Schwab Diddy.  If the birth coincides with the All-Star break and HRH has a bounce-back season and is voted onto the … Continue reading

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Hey Joe Maddon: Shift This

It is the fourth day of my convalescence and I have regained the will to live.  Plus HRH did a little post-Jubilee yard work last night.  Excellent.

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So If HRH Really Does Bunt for Infield Hits, Trifecta Signifies Imminent Apocalypse

Some dilate-o dog in a nearby vehicle in Peet’s parking lot this morning lost all composure so I took care to remain highly visible and then eat my getting-back-into-the-car-after-fetching-coffee cheddar snack particularly ostentatiously to really turn the knife.  Thing nearly blew a … Continue reading

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The Huntress

My physician has greenlighted me for increased exercise.  Instrumental in this was the absence of ill effects after my close encounter with a Rock Cat the previous day to my exam and puncturing.  So yesterday we went to the primary walkies area.  No Mr. … Continue reading

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Before Kate Succumbs to Anorexia, This One Favor?

Excellent BBQ with the geniuses yesterday.  Ferocious heat got me a ticket indoors where, out of sightlines of palatability police and in air-conditioned comfort, I scored a cheesburger and half my weight in steak.      Her partying stamina lags far … Continue reading

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The Waiting

I have now gone nearly an entire week without salad.  I can detect no shoots whatsoever. BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK Note that the irrigation is not hooked up to the main line.  This is possibly implicated … Continue reading

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Royal Forbearance

There is something wrong with these numbers. He was hit 86 times last week.  We share the trait of boundless restraint, but I think he’s getting worn down.               So why he sticks with the elbow … Continue reading

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Fine, But *My* Guy Will Rule a Nation

So whoever the hell “Bautista” is has 20, rendering HRH a bridesmaid.  Remember, it’s a marathon, not a sprint and I’d personally rather be protected by A-Rod, Cano and SO14.

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My Point

See?

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