Tag Archives: Mr. Darcy

The End

I have been savagely attacked, vivisected by felons and left for dead in a drug-induced haze in a stainless steel cage in some brick building in Berkeley.  Please divert law enforcement resources appropriately.  I haven’t much longer.  I hereby leave my remaining cookies, … Continue reading

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The Answer is Yes

“Do you need to stand exactly where I’m trying to vacuum?”  Yes, I do. Irene booked her flight, which is excellent.  But then as usual it all comes crashing down when my bath is a day late, exactly one day … Continue reading

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And Yet

My requirements are few and simple. Daily walkies.  Operative words: daily and walkies. A second walkies.  Daily. Beverages always available. Meals on time. We don’t shortchange me on bedtime cookies. My eggs done but not tough. No broccoli, asparagus, Brussels sprouts … Continue reading

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So If HRH Really Does Bunt for Infield Hits, Trifecta Signifies Imminent Apocalypse

Some dilate-o dog in a nearby vehicle in Peet’s parking lot this morning lost all composure so I took care to remain highly visible and then eat my getting-back-into-the-car-after-fetching-coffee cheddar snack particularly ostentatiously to really turn the knife.  Thing nearly blew a … Continue reading

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Him

Mr. Darcy sighting this morning.  He is superfantastic.  I peed strategically but he remains non-committal.  Some unimportant wolf thing was with him.             Oh, I am abandoned the other day for four hours.  I require … Continue reading

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The Huntress

My physician has greenlighted me for increased exercise.  Instrumental in this was the absence of ill effects after my close encounter with a Rock Cat the previous day to my exam and puncturing.  So yesterday we went to the primary walkies area.  No Mr. … Continue reading

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My Serotonin

It dawns on me that I am becoming obsessive about my salad.BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK   On the other hand, the barrenness of my life reduces me to this.  There is no good reason that, for instance, I have been kept from … Continue reading

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