Tag Archives: Metaphors for My Existence

What the Hell Is It, Anyway?

Every now and then she goes experimental.  Lately she’s gotten a blender and, at first, I think, excellent, she’ll be grinding up my Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish Crackers (it gets deafening in my head when I chew each one … Continue reading

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And I Never Would Have Found Out Bigger Greenies Existed if John Hadn’t Sent a Care Package

BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK   The salad is now spectacular.            And my spa is days away. On the crap side of the ledger, I had a sprinting indiscretion yesterday afternoon so am … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong with this Picture?

                The small blue pot, mostly out of frame in the lower left?  One of my salad pots.  In it?  Nothing.  Some middling-tasting soil.  Ditto the other one.    Notice any completed plumbing for my temperature-controlled baths on … Continue reading

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Somebody Send a Clue

I disembark in the walkies area.  He is not twenty feet away, blithely rolling acorns around or whatever the hell they do.  I point this out with appropriate urgency.  She continues mucking about with bionic leg.  It is endless.  I … Continue reading

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