Tag Archives: Lack of Environmental Enrichment

I Dislike Water On Me But It Doesn’t Matter To Anybody

I am to be brought back to the underwater treadmill, which is rubbish.  I don’t care about my knee.  I don’t want to go in the bloody tank.  Just let me kill some animals so I can get some endorphins happening. But … Continue reading

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My Dopamine Receptors

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Fine

So I go from 5 000 supplements per day to 5005 or whatever.  I’ll live with it if it means a chicken chaser and no more godforsaken Chinese herbs surreptitiously mixed into my food.  That was hell on earth.  I could have … Continue reading

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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My Personal Wellness Impinged *Again*

In animal welfare treatises, it is emphasized that I be able to engage in my species-normal behavior patterns, for example, in paragraph two, line one of The Behavioral Environment section here, as well as in the conclusion, which explicitly calls for my “freedom to … Continue reading

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The Ledger – Weekend Edition

Generous on walkies both Saturday and yesterday, which is excellent. But then yesterday we callously drive past Petco, and then I am abandonned for several hours.  The yogurt bone thing and then challah when she got back did not sufficiently soften these blows, … Continue reading

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Solace

I have been Fed-Exed excellent cookies by Alice, who, like Sam, is a polite dog with the added bonus feature of being tall enough for me to walk under.  This relieves the overwhelming stress from my continuous warehousing. 

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My Convalescence

I have regained the will to live but this is far from over.

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My Day

First I ran into Chuck, who was was in magnificent coat, this morning at the park.  I, on the other hand, though unmistakably an excellent chow from any angle, still appear to have mange. Then I am abandonned for several hours with ONE … Continue reading

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