Tag Archives: Killing Shit

I’m Back

Apparently I am to to assist with the excitable Akita down the street, who hates me for my freedom.  This is acceptable, as long as a) I get at least as much chicken as she does, b) I can buzz … Continue reading

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Excellent

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I Dislike Water On Me But It Doesn’t Matter To Anybody

I am to be brought back to the underwater treadmill, which is rubbish.  I don’t care about my knee.  I don’t want to go in the bloody tank.  Just let me kill some animals so I can get some endorphins happening. But … Continue reading

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My Dopamine Receptors

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Fine

So I go from 5 000 supplements per day to 5005 or whatever.  I’ll live with it if it means a chicken chaser and no more godforsaken Chinese herbs surreptitiously mixed into my food.  That was hell on earth.  I could have … Continue reading

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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Ermahgerd! Dercks!

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My Personal Wellness Impinged *Again*

In animal welfare treatises, it is emphasized that I be able to engage in my species-normal behavior patterns, for example, in paragraph two, line one of The Behavioral Environment section here, as well as in the conclusion, which explicitly calls for my “freedom to … Continue reading

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Me

It continues to be good to be me.  The weather improves so there is reasonable chance my next bath will be in my personal spa and not at the bacteria-laden public bathhouse.  There are inevitably hydrophobes there that whine and gripe … Continue reading

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What We Do

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