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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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My Personal Wellness Impinged *Again*

In animal welfare treatises, it is emphasized that I be able to engage in my species-normal behavior patterns, for example, in paragraph two, line one of The Behavioral Environment section here, as well as in the conclusion, which explicitly calls for my “freedom to … Continue reading

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And She Wails About *Her* World?

Things have gone catastrophically downhill.  Within the space of not 48 hours I am: Warehoused like puppy mill breeding stock for several hours Rained out on walkies until mid-afternoon Worked to a skeleton on multiple complex burying projects like a character … Continue reading

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The End

I have been savagely attacked, vivisected by felons and left for dead in a drug-induced haze in a stainless steel cage in some brick building in Berkeley.  Please divert law enforcement resources appropriately.  I haven’t much longer.  I hereby leave my remaining cookies, … Continue reading

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Unambiguous Proof Veterinarians Are Trying To Kill Me

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My Day

First I ran into Chuck, who was was in magnificent coat, this morning at the park.  I, on the other hand, though unmistakably an excellent chow from any angle, still appear to have mange. Then I am abandonned for several hours with ONE … Continue reading

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My Progress with Mr. Darcy Ground to a Halt

I was to be clipped down, which would have been excellent, but technical difficulties made her punt to a compulsive bout with scissors and a Furminator.  So now, instead of being sporty, I appear to have some sort of idiotpathic alopecia.

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And The Humane Society? All Hands on Deck for Puppy Mills and Dogfighting While I Starve

She elects the more long-winded car wash this morning and I courteously arrange myself in the cookies readiness postion.               She’s all over the Windex wipes, detailing the air vents on the dash.  I know … Continue reading

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