Tag Archives: Dogs Who Have it Coming to Them

The Omen Would Have Been Better with Chows

She labors under the assumption that Rottweilers are highly intelligent.  Based on patient observations of the new one next door, I am not quite ready to award big IQ points just yet.  The thing barks at the sound of his own pitter … Continue reading

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I’m Back

Apparently I am to to assist with the excitable Akita down the street, who hates me for my freedom.  This is acceptable, as long as a) I get at least as much chicken as she does, b) I can buzz … Continue reading

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My Wheels

She has installed a podium to facilitate my positioning and footing for optimum head-out-car-window operations, which I appreciate.  I am also feeling bouncier thanks to especially rigorous PT. Between all this exertion and the Turtle-in-my-house (see Item 52) compensation squeaky panda needing especially … Continue reading

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Fine

So I go from 5 000 supplements per day to 5005 or whatever.  I’ll live with it if it means a chicken chaser and no more godforsaken Chinese herbs surreptitiously mixed into my food.  That was hell on earth.  I could have … Continue reading

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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Me

It continues to be good to be me.  The weather improves so there is reasonable chance my next bath will be in my personal spa and not at the bacteria-laden public bathhouse.  There are inevitably hydrophobes there that whine and gripe … Continue reading

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Undecided

I saw the new dog who lives across the street again.  While a less excellent dog than myself, he is polite and circumspect, unlike his bark-o-matic next door neighbor.  I believe he contains chow elements.  We exchanged glances only.  I … Continue reading

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Trifecta

Top three walkies events the other night: 3) On my wee-wee game. 2) Buzzed every boxed-in dog in the neighborhood with minimal effort. 1) Epic sniffing.

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My Work is Done

Some manic dog in the next car loses it in Peet’s parking lot this morning when I set up croissant surveillance in the front seat. It is good to be me.

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