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My Serotonin (Again)

Certain items require burying before consumption.  Like this pig’s ear.  As I’m working, she starts editorializing.  “Ha ha ha, you’re so funny, running your anachronistic behavioral software.”  Oh, okay, Mrs. Darwin-with-no-bugs-in-her-applications, you screaming at the New York Yankees as though … Continue reading

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Before Kate Succumbs to Anorexia, This One Favor?

Excellent BBQ with the geniuses yesterday.  Ferocious heat got me a ticket indoors where, out of sightlines of palatability police and in air-conditioned comfort, I scored a cheesburger and half my weight in steak.      Her partying stamina lags far … Continue reading

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If I Could Answer, Would It Make Her Stop?

I don’t know if it’s rhetorical or she’s trying to gaslight me with the quiz, the same quiz, over and over and over and over, but she’s at it again: “Who’s good Buffy?  Who’s good Buffy?  Who’s good Buffy?”

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Nice Job on the Environmental Enrichment

If I go postal from this migraine and get the red juice for nailing the karaoke boys downstairs, the smart money is on her failing to take a sharp object to – I swear to god, this is what it’s called – … Continue reading

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