Tag Archives: Do Dogs Get Headaches?

Utter Vindication

          In other news, she will not stop cleaning out my ears and squirting stuff into them.  I shall have to have another cease and desist drafted.

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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Me

It continues to be good to be me.  The weather improves so there is reasonable chance my next bath will be in my personal spa and not at the bacteria-laden public bathhouse.  There are inevitably hydrophobes there that whine and gripe … Continue reading

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Okay, Enrich My Environment But Not *Excessively*

Excellent turkey breast and cookie festival with manic training machine Chirag.  On the other hand, just as well he cohabits with parrots or Kelpies or whatever because I had a two-day hangover after one evening with him.  Here I am during … Continue reading

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The Geiger Counter

I am mishandled and irradiated again this morning, however have been cleared by my physicians for longer walkies, trotting and resumption of body building, which is excellent.  However it’s all back-burnered until I complete the final edit on my New … Continue reading

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At Least I Got Tripe

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Unambiguous Proof Veterinarians Are Trying To Kill Me

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Hey Joe Maddon: Shift This

It is the fourth day of my convalescence and I have regained the will to live.  Plus HRH did a little post-Jubilee yard work last night.  Excellent.

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No, Of Course I Can’t Hear You Now

Lately she keeps squirting stuff into my ears.  Dr. Anne needs to be less frowny after otoscope violations so that she’ll stop doing it.  And, speaking of my health, I now have an additional physician on my team, which is excellent, as … Continue reading

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