Tag Archives: Cookies

Him

I am slightly hungover from partying yesterday.  I am also in love.  Again.  I must have him for my own, but he is very far away.  She needs to bring me to him.

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And She Wails About *Her* World?

Things have gone catastrophically downhill.  Within the space of not 48 hours I am: Warehoused like puppy mill breeding stock for several hours Rained out on walkies until mid-afternoon Worked to a skeleton on multiple complex burying projects like a character … Continue reading

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And Yet

I have made crystal clear my restrictions vis a vis public bath houses (item 38).  If it is too chilly in my outdoor spa, build me an indoor one rather than subjecting my person to risk of parasites and fungal … Continue reading

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Undecided

I saw the new dog who lives across the street again.  While a less excellent dog than myself, he is polite and circumspect, unlike his bark-o-matic next door neighbor.  I believe he contains chow elements.  We exchanged glances only.  I … Continue reading

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Okay, Enrich My Environment But Not *Excessively*

Excellent turkey breast and cookie festival with manic training machine Chirag.  On the other hand, just as well he cohabits with parrots or Kelpies or whatever because I had a two-day hangover after one evening with him.  Here I am during … Continue reading

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Solace

I have been Fed-Exed excellent cookies by Alice, who, like Sam, is a polite dog with the added bonus feature of being tall enough for me to walk under.  This relieves the overwhelming stress from my continuous warehousing. 

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Let the Sunshiiiine! Let the Sunshine In! The Suuunshine In!

We arrive early to the airport.  Cunning.     Cookies cookie cookies cookies! Skippy for breakfast. It is good to be me.

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Ermahgerd!

IRENE is on a plane!  Ireeeeeeene!  To see me.  To go walkies with me.  To supply cookies on demand to me.  To lobby all day every day.  For me.  Two hours to go.  Two hours!  Two hours! Plus, Al will … Continue reading

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And She Brought Bigger Greenies

I have been taken to the seaside for my holidays. The beaches are great, the cuisine so far adequate but not spectacular (room service has steak and 48 hours in none has materialized) and the town has helpfully installed water … Continue reading

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Excellent

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