Tag Archives: Cesar Chavez

I Dislike Water On Me But It Doesn’t Matter To Anybody

I am to be brought back to the underwater treadmill, which is rubbish.  I don’t care about my knee.  I don’t want to go in the bloody tank.  Just let me kill some animals so I can get some endorphins happening. But … Continue reading

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Fine

So I go from 5 000 supplements per day to 5005 or whatever.  I’ll live with it if it means a chicken chaser and no more godforsaken Chinese herbs surreptitiously mixed into my food.  That was hell on earth.  I could have … Continue reading

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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My Personal Wellness Impinged *Again*

In animal welfare treatises, it is emphasized that I be able to engage in my species-normal behavior patterns, for example, in paragraph two, line one of The Behavioral Environment section here, as well as in the conclusion, which explicitly calls for my “freedom to … Continue reading

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What We Do

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Trifecta

Top three walkies events the other night: 3) On my wee-wee game. 2) Buzzed every boxed-in dog in the neighborhood with minimal effort. 1) Epic sniffing.

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The Answer is Yes

“Do you need to stand exactly where I’m trying to vacuum?”  Yes, I do. Irene booked her flight, which is excellent.  But then as usual it all comes crashing down when my bath is a day late, exactly one day … Continue reading

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And Yet

My requirements are few and simple. Daily walkies.  Operative words: daily and walkies. A second walkies.  Daily. Beverages always available. Meals on time. We don’t shortchange me on bedtime cookies. My eggs done but not tough. No broccoli, asparagus, Brussels sprouts … Continue reading

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The Current Trajectory Suggests I’ll be Vivisected by Wednesday

On Saturday, after walkies in the primary walkies area - a more target-rich environment than the marina – I am brought to George to shop.  It is not Dog Bone Alley, but it is fancy and has many trendy barrels of … Continue reading

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If Animals Have Interests and Chows Are Animals, Then I Require Greater Consideration

Small mammals have proliferated at the marina but I am forbidden from imbibing.  This is complete crap.  If it is about my knee, I will gladly take take my chances.  It’s **my** knee.  If it’s about them, it defies analysis. … Continue reading

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