Tag Archives: Baseball

Utter Vindication

          In other news, she will not stop cleaning out my ears and squirting stuff into them.  I shall have to have another cease and desist drafted.

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My New Handle

Until the birth of third in line or my hair grows back, whichever comes first, I wish to be called Schwab Diddy.  If the birth coincides with the All-Star break and HRH has a bounce-back season and is voted onto the … Continue reading

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Hey Joe Maddon: Shift This

It is the fourth day of my convalescence and I have regained the will to live.  Plus HRH did a little post-Jubilee yard work last night.  Excellent.

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So If HRH Really Does Bunt for Infield Hits, Trifecta Signifies Imminent Apocalypse

Some dilate-o dog in a nearby vehicle in Peet’s parking lot this morning lost all composure so I took care to remain highly visible and then eat my getting-back-into-the-car-after-fetching-coffee cheddar snack particularly ostentatiously to really turn the knife.  Thing nearly blew a … Continue reading

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My Serotonin (Again)

Certain items require burying before consumption.  Like this pig’s ear.  As I’m working, she starts editorializing.  “Ha ha ha, you’re so funny, running your anachronistic behavioral software.”  Oh, okay, Mrs. Darwin-with-no-bugs-in-her-applications, you screaming at the New York Yankees as though … Continue reading

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The Huntress

My physician has greenlighted me for increased exercise.  Instrumental in this was the absence of ill effects after my close encounter with a Rock Cat the previous day to my exam and puncturing.  So yesterday we went to the primary walkies area.  No Mr. … Continue reading

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Before Kate Succumbs to Anorexia, This One Favor?

Excellent BBQ with the geniuses yesterday.  Ferocious heat got me a ticket indoors where, out of sightlines of palatability police and in air-conditioned comfort, I scored a cheesburger and half my weight in steak.      Her partying stamina lags far … Continue reading

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The Waiting

I have now gone nearly an entire week without salad.  I can detect no shoots whatsoever. BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK Note that the irrigation is not hooked up to the main line.  This is possibly implicated … Continue reading

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Royal Forbearance

There is something wrong with these numbers. He was hit 86 times last week.  We share the trait of boundless restraint, but I think he’s getting worn down.               So why he sticks with the elbow … Continue reading

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His Number May be Up

I am abandonned yesterday for three hours with nothing but water, a bully stick and Everlasting Fun Ball, which gets jammed under a chair within minutes.  By the time she gets back and I get some service, the treats are slightly … Continue reading

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