Tag Archives: Aggravated Assault

I Dislike Water On Me But It Doesn’t Matter To Anybody

I am to be brought back to the underwater treadmill, which is rubbish.  I don’t care about my knee.  I don’t want to go in the bloody tank.  Just let me kill some animals so I can get some endorphins happening. But … Continue reading

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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The End

I have been savagely attacked, vivisected by felons and left for dead in a drug-induced haze in a stainless steel cage in some brick building in Berkeley.  Please divert law enforcement resources appropriately.  I haven’t much longer.  I hereby leave my remaining cookies, … Continue reading

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