And She Brought Bigger Greenies

I have been taken to the seaside for my holidays.

The beaches are great, the cuisine so far adequate but not spectacular (room service has steak and 48 hours in none has materialized) and the town has helpfully installed water bowls in front of many storefronts to prevent me from dehydrating while I shop. This morning after finding an excellent dead pelican, I was ambushed by two well-caffeinated yellow Labradors and then this:

Though yesterday we did damage in a stylish dog store with decent cookies at chow level, I noticed this morning that we drove past Petco, which is hurtful.

In other news, mercifully, Dr. Anne has okay’d my Crest.  The other stuff did not taste remotely like poultry, a subject on which I am a world authority.  It tasted like: “Sorbitol, Purified Water, Dicalcium Phosphate Anyhydrous, Hydrated Silica, Glycerin, Poultry Digest, Dextrose, Xanthan Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Thiocyanate, Glucose Oxidase (Aspergillus Niger) and Lactoperoxidase.”  

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One Response to And She Brought Bigger Greenies

  1. Sam Tatters says:

    Oh, yak, I’m sure they put horrid things in dog food/treats/toothpaste just to see how well the product sells and how popular it is!