Dr. Anne came to check my various systems and this went well until she attempted to jam an acupuncture needle the diameter of Ganymede into my knee. I attempted to vacate without success. Lots of apparently amusing war stories then ensued about them having been bitten by this dog here and that dog there and aren’t-cats-such-fun-when-THEY-open-you-up and, oh, it was so hilarious when so-and-so was bitten by yet another dog, all the while utterly glossing over the fact that I had not so much as attempted to bite anyone, ***even though they had nearly killed me seconds earlier and so had it coming***.
Have excellent acupuncture endorphins buzz now. Plus, I have discovered a new surveillance apparatus.