Monthly Archives: November 2012


I have been Fed-Exed excellent cookies by Alice, who, like Sam, is a polite dog with the added bonus feature of being tall enough for me to walk under.  This relieves the overwhelming stress from my continuous warehousing. 

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My Convalescence

I have regained the will to live but this is far from over.

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The End

I have been savagely attacked, vivisected by felons and left for dead in a drug-induced haze in a stainless steel cage in some brick building in Berkeley.  Please divert law enforcement resources appropriately.  I haven’t much longer.  I hereby leave my remaining cookies, … Continue reading

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She has this compulsion to purchase fantastically unlikeable dog beds, which accumulate for a while until she finally gives up and donates them to less superfantastic dogs than myself.  The other day I buzzed her by cheerfully getting on a … Continue reading

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