Monthly Archives: June 2012

And He’s Unneutered

I have a new crush.  I wonder if she makes him cupcakes.

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I Prefer Crest But Like That Matters

My dentist has ordered her to perform daily tooth-brushing, which is fine, if puzzling. There was such excitement about my allegedly superlative teeth  (“Oh, wow, we’ve never seen such superfantastic teeth” and “My my, whatever you’ve been doing, keep doing … Continue reading

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Hey Joe Maddon: Shift This

It is the fourth day of my convalescence and I have regained the will to live.  Plus HRH did a little post-Jubilee yard work last night.  Excellent.

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My Progress with Mr. Darcy Ground to a Halt

I was to be clipped down, which would have been excellent, but technical difficulties made her punt to a compulsive bout with scissors and a Furminator.  So now, instead of being sporty, I appear to have some sort of idiotpathic alopecia.

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