Monthly Archives: October 2011

At Least I Can Subsist Until Irene Gets Here

She has purchased the minimum necessary to stave off starvation for the time being, however, a) I need my sections of the go-bags better provisioned (those were exciting 4.0′s and 3.8′s yesterday), and b) do you see any pecorino Romano … Continue reading

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Irene Watch

T-minus one week. However I may have succumbed to starvation by then.  She is a beehive of activity, cleaning, organizing, making reservations and provisioning, provisioning, provisioning, but for the minor omissions of a) providing *me* with a sufficiency of cookies at … Continue reading

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The Evidence

On the left is the bag she gets me.  On the right is the bag from John.  If they really are toothbrushes, I’m in for early death from gingivitis-related heart valve disease. I rest my case.

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She Hates Me

One would think that one had died and gone to heaven when a cat seeks one out to rumble.  And yet.  Mad as a hatter cat springs from the bushes at the marina.  I am immediately hustled precisely 180 degrees from the correct direction.  … Continue reading

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