Monthly Archives: May 2011

Nice Job on the Environmental Enrichment

If I go postal from this migraine and get the red juice for nailing the karaoke boys downstairs, the smart money is on her failing to take a sharp object to – I swear to god, this is what it’s called – … Continue reading

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The Ledger

Excellent weekend.  Excellent bath made moreso without the add-on of nails.  (Pants were getting a bit “natural.”)  Scones.  Walkies.  Nearly had him a couple of times.  And – heart be still – Petco.  Not Berkeleygaiaorganico, which would never dream of … Continue reading

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In Force

It’s always a good sign when she runs, as it means we hit the park a tad later, which increases the probability they will be out in force.  This morning, a trifecta: she runs, and I am let out for salad (I … Continue reading

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My Point

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Now I’ll Obsess About It Until Friday

Rumor of tea and scones on Friday so now it all hinges on whether she elects lemon, blueberry or raisin.  If this last option, the preposterous raisin embargo will retard the flow in my direction as they meticulously remove every.  Single.  … Continue reading

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T-Minus Seven Years and Counting

Dinner late yesterday.  Not ten minutes late.  Really late.  It gets better.  As post-dinner “treat” I get this kind of pasty concrete.  Wait, oh, I see, it’s supposed to be peanut butter.  Like the rainy season in California is winter.  Yes, I scored Flavor Blasted … Continue reading

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Somebody Send a Clue

I disembark in the walkies area.  He is not twenty feet away, blithely rolling acorns around or whatever the hell they do.  I point this out with appropriate urgency.  She continues mucking about with bionic leg.  It is endless.  I … Continue reading

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