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Yes, Do Order Some Capsules

No amount of sporty pants, which I appreciate, will make up for the multiple attempts, lasting two days, to get me to ingest Chinese herbs.  I will never eat the Chinese herbs.  I don’t care in how much Gerber they … Continue reading

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Utter Vindication

          In other news, she will not stop cleaning out my ears and squirting stuff into them.  I shall have to have another cease and desist drafted.

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At Least Migraines Take My Mind Off My Knee

Multiple, repeated, flagrant violations of Item Number 29 (re: PetCo) this week, and then this morning insoluble complexity vis a vis tail position (stalking requires tail down position, meeting methamphetamine-addicted Aussie requires tail up position, so these occurring in too-rapid succession produced … Continue reading

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Ermahgerd! Dercks!

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My Attorneys (Again)

I’m so depressed.  My knee has been acting up, I have been excessively warehoused, the weather is not entirely to my liking, she violated my ears the other day without just cause, I was shortchanged – not once, not twice, … Continue reading

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Mysteries of the Heart

I am developing a crush on Ginkgo the Shih Tzu.  After we briefly flirted I spotted him on the way home.  He is very jaunty, cool and handsome.  

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My Personal Wellness Impinged *Again*

In animal welfare treatises, it is emphasized that I be able to engage in my species-normal behavior patterns, for example, in paragraph two, line one of The Behavioral Environment section here, as well as in the conclusion, which explicitly calls for my “freedom to … Continue reading

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And She Wails About *Her* World?

Things have gone catastrophically downhill.  Within the space of not 48 hours I am: Warehoused like puppy mill breeding stock for several hours Rained out on walkies until mid-afternoon Worked to a skeleton on multiple complex burying projects like a character … Continue reading

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Me

It continues to be good to be me.  The weather improves so there is reasonable chance my next bath will be in my personal spa and not at the bacteria-laden public bathhouse.  There are inevitably hydrophobes there that whine and gripe … Continue reading

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